
There are so many Barrett/Vitti/Garcia jokes to be made, isn’t there?

There are so many Barrett/Vitti/Garcia jokes to be made, isn’t there?

Ten years.
Ten years ago, I was halfway through my first year at Queen’s University in Kingston, making some of the best friends of my life and listening to some amazing music. One summer in British Columbia and two in Kingston later, I fell in love and graduated. Then I got engaged. After spending a depressing summer realizing I had no plans beyond university, I enrolled in the e-Journalism program at Loyalist College in Belleville. The instructors were amazing and inspiring, but most of the class were total petty jerks. I wrote for Tinymixtapes.com and interviewed the Arcade Fire in a parking lot outside Clark Hall Pub. I worked at Radioshack. Totally broke, I managed to “win” a trip to Abu Dhabi (with a pitstop in Amersterdam). I did an internship with CTV.ca news (never went back to Loyalist for graduation), got married, and earned a full-on job with the site. Moved into first Toronto apartment at Denison and Queen. Took first trip to Chicago.
Wrote for Wavelengthtoronto.com. Worked lots of afternoons. I put on 25 pounds. I finally settled in Toronto with Grace Toronto Church and again made more life-long friends. “So Wonderful” from the “Silver Speakers EP” gets played on CBCRadio3. I got off the afternoon shift, still working with CTV.ca. Moved to second apartment in Toronto on Danforth East. Record full-length “Streetlights and Stars” album in my bedroom. More tracks played on CBCRadio3. Lots of gigs. Take first trip to New York City. I’m diagnosed with chronic anxiety and put on another 25. Start taking Strattera. I started smoking heavily. Stopped taking Strattera. Buy TFC season tickets. Slowly work on paying off debt (unsuccessfully). Wife goes on sick leave. I put on another 30. Father-in-law passes away suddenly.
New workplace (same job) on Queen Street. Quit smoking. Silver Speakers perform at the Horseshoe Tavern. Begin to suffer most intense depression of my life. Start taking Wellbutrin. Quit drinking. Stop leading worship at Grace Toronto. Get treated for acute sleep apnea. Lost 20 pounds. Wife still sick. Still deep in school debt and wasting money on slick interior design objects. Eventual home ownership still looks unlikely, with baby plans also pushed back.
Overall, my outlook is far less hopeful and optimistic than 10 years ago, but I’m working on that.
And somewhere along the way in the last year I listened to a lot of music. Some of it life-changing, some not. A pile of old stuff (Smiths, Cure, Rolling Stones), and an even larger pile of new music that journeyed with me. Here’s the list of my favourite albums that for better or worse, will always remind me of this decade:
After numerous trips to Kingston as our go-to “out of town” trip, we decided to try something totally different this week, and head west… to Guelph. Lured by the best looking google result for “ontario romantic hotel jacuzzi” (once somebody gets their mind set on something…), we settled on the Norfolk Guest House (check their site for photos).
I’ve stayed at a few Bed and Breakfast places, mostly awesome, and one horrible one (Hello “A Pillow and Toast” in Niagara-on-the-Lake, you are the horrible one… two single beds pushed together do not make a king), and I would put “Norfolk Guest House” in the AWESOME side of the scale.
Like any B&B, staying at a place like Norfolk is a little pricier than a regular hotel; but when you factor in things like breakfast, personal service and a unique experience, places like this one shine, especially in terms of value. We ended up staying in their “Grandview” suite, which came with a queen sized bed, jacuzzi hot-tub, “custom” shower w/ multiple heads, separate office, usual TV & DVD player, fireplace, available internet, and a wrap-around balcony. It was seriously nice.
Janet, the owner and operator of the house, was very friendly and very enthusiastic about Norfolk: you can tell from her passion that she’s in it for professional service, and not a retirement hobby. She gave us great suggestions for eating in Guelph, and was very helpful whenever we had questions, and has elegantly decorated the entire place.
Despite our many picky food requirements, breakfast was great, and served at a table spread with a subtle jungle theme (cheetah plate, leather ostrich place-mats). Personally, I’m not a fan of eating breakfast with strangers, but the table at Norfolk was big, so when others joined us, we didn’t feel like our space was invaded.
Because I’m suspicious of any overtly glowing review, I’ll mention a couple things that I didn’t like. We spent a lot of time in the room, and while it was housed in a gorgeous antique wardrobe, the flat-screen TV could have been larger, and I would have liked to have had proper HD in the room. There were lots of strange “signs” all over the place, explaining every light switch and other functions, which while I’m sure prevents having to explain them all the time, detract from the overall classiness… especially when the most confusing thing, turning on the fireplace, had no “guide.”
As for the city of Guelph… it’s a small campus town. It’s not very large, but it has a quaint little downtown core that’s within a 10 minute walk of Norfolk, and can be traversed in about 15 minutes. There’s a large amount of bars on MacDonell street and the area around it… Jimmy Jazz is the notable rock club, but your typical college circuit bands pass through many of the core’s other venues.
Sadly, some of the places I’ve heard about before and went to check out, like the “Daydream Nation” record store seems to be long gone, as well as a few other places, which look like they have been replaced by much more upscale places.
However, my own highlights while visiting Guelph included:
As for other things we never got around to, we never did get to have a decent look around the Bookshelf Cafe and Cinema, or eat at restaurants that also sound amazing, like Ein-stein’s Cafe, Other Brothers, Diana’s Downtown, Bistro Six and the Red Brick Cafe.
Because the weather was lousy when we were in town, we took a lot of cabs back and forth between downtown and the Norfolk, but each trip was only around 5 bucks, which wasn’t bad. If you found yourself in Guelph, don’t bother waiting for a cab on the street… just call. They’ll come quickly.
Overall, I would describe Guelph as the kind of place Belleville could be if it really wanted to. If Belleville cleaned up it’s downtown core (ie maybe moving the strip club more than 20 meters away from downtown city hall and farmers market), then a Guelph-type potential might be in it’s grasp.
So that’s about all I have to say about Guelph. If you’re looking to take a short vacation outside of the city, I can’t recommend the Norfolk highly enough (it even has online booking!!) as a great place to stay, with a handful of interesting options in the city to keep you entertained.
Performed in an International House of Pancakes near New Haven, CT. during a weekend road trip that included a stop at Gillette Stadium to see the Reds play the Revolution… (BTW the Revs totally have crowd noise piped in when their team scores. Sad.) Need to know who Danny Dichio is? Look here on Wikipedia.

Following my completion of the drawing, which illustrates not only a fearful goalie, but also a deceased David Beckham, who is laying on the ground after getting destroyed by Dichio (I mean, look at how much more massive Danny’s head is than the ball), I ate this.
